Pregnant lesbian.

So at the dinner-table yesterday, I told my dad and my stepmom that carrots usually gives me hick-ups.
They laughed and didn't take me seriously even though it's true!!
Eating carrots does give me hick-ups, most of the time!!
Anyways, so I asked them while they were laughing at me that what if I came home telling them I was a lesbian, or pregnant?
Would they laugh at my face?
Since they didn't take me seriously, I just wanted to know.
And my dad says:
"If you would come home, telling me you're a pregnant lesbian, I'll get hick-ups!!"
I thought that was funny xD