Nothing in the world can keep the count from his beloved wife

I love this

"I just want to talk to you. I want to hear your voice. Look into your eyes. Feel your hair. I want to look at you looking at me. I want to kiss your face because you know I can't resist it. But you're not here so I can't. I want to show you how much you mean to me. Cuz I am pretty sure you haven't quite realised it yet. If you don't pull your head out of your ass soon, this will never take off and we will look back at this semi-something with regret, for it not becoming something-something. And that's that"